Accused of felony shoplifting, Jax must answer to the courts, his girlfriend, and – worst of all – Lisa Vanderpump. Stassi finally tells the whole story of her sex tape crisis, and returns to SUR to repay Lisa for helping her keep the tape from leaking. James and Lala can't keep their hands off each other at a racy photoshoot, Scheana and Shay toast the end of a rocky first year of marriage, and Kristen deals with a "Stage 5 Clinger" boyfriend.