We tried to gather the brightest minds in Australia, to artfully glean the most interesting and insightful learnings from the past seven days and spin it into comedy.
Alas, no luck. So instead, this week's Have You Been Paying Attention? will showcase Urzila Carlson's infectious laugh, Lloyd Langford's impressive jazz knowledge, Ash London's megawatt smile and Tim McDonald's intrepid brand of humour.
As always, series regular Sam Pang will be there to get a rise out of Quizmaster Tom Gleisner.